Best blonde jokes ever

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The Dumb Blonde And The Mysterious Mirror Joke

by Kristen Nguyen
(Westminster, California)

One day a dumb blonde was getting ready to go on a date. To make she sure she looked nice enough to go on her first date, she decided to look in the mirror and fix herself up a little bit.

"There, all done!"says the blonde. She then walks away from the mirror and then quickly goes to look in the mirror. As her name implies, she's dumb, so she didn't know that was actually her reflection. She had a puzzled look on her face and she said" wait a minute, I'm a twin?"

Confused, she went to go ask her mom why she never told her. Her mom started laughing. " You're not a twin you ding dong! the mom replied. "That was your reflection!"

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Swimming Blonde (short joke)

There are four girls trapped on an island : two blonds, a brunete, and a red-head.

The first blond swam 25% of the way and drowned.

The brunete swam 50% of the way and got eaten by a shark.

The red-head swam 75% of the way and drowned.

The blond swims 99.99% of the way, gets tired and swims back.

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Blonde in the shop

by Lorna
(Glasgow)

A blonde walks into a small applience shop. She asked the person working there "Can I have that T.V. in the corner?" He replied "Sorry, We dont serve blondes"
So she walked away angry.
The next day she came in with a red wig on.
She went back up to the person working there and said "Can I have that T.V. in the corner?"
He simply replied "Sorry, We dont serve blondes"
So she walked away angrier than before.
The next day she came back with a brown wig on.
She went back up to the person working there and said "Can I please have that T.V. in the corner?"
He replied yet again with "Sorry, We dont serve blondes"
She asked him "How did you know I was a blonde?"
He just said "Because It's a microwave. Not a T.V."

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Short Blonde Joke

by lesly martinez
(Belmopan,Belie)

There were 2 blondes : the first said "If you would look for someone who would really open your heart, who would it be ?"

The 2nd blonde replied "Duh...i'd choose a sergeon...who else?.

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