Procrastination short joke

by Abhishek Galagali
(Bijapur)

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Don't postpone today's work to tomorrow, you can do it the day after tomorrow...

Persimen joke

by christopher
(pool)

One day this church hired an organ player : she was really pretty and was busty. Well when she'd play the men would watch her instead of hearing the sermon.

Well the women of the congregation got upset so one of the women told her to put green persimens on her chest so that it will lower her cleavage.

The women told the organ player not to eat the fruits because they would make her puck for a week, she said ok and did well.

The next following sunday comes and the preacher comes up and says with a puckerd mouth

"DUE TO UNFORSEEN CERCUMSTANCES THE SERMON MUT BE ENDED EARLY TO NIGHT"

Parking Ticket

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.

They left a little note on the windscreen.

It said, 'Parking Fine.'

So that was nice.

Nutty Joke!

by dk
(L.A. )

What did the right nut say to the left nut?

The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!

Prison son joke

by dr.euwe
(bloomington, il)

A woman writes a letter to her son in prison: "Son, I missed you so much! It's already spring in here and I need to plant potato seeds, but there is no one to plow the soil.

The son writes back: "Mom, whatever you do, never have someone plow the land, otherwise you'll be imprisoned and I will get some more extra years"

Mom writes back: "Son, after I got you letter, some cops came and began to plow the land. They plowed every inch of the land, but could not find anything and left the house angrily saying bad things"

Son writes: "Mom, I did what I could to help, I guess, now you can do planting all by yourself"

Really funny donkey story

by poopy moore
(New Castle, NSW, Australia)

There once was a donkey called Gooba gooba : he went 2 the store 4 some underpants, then he took off the mans underpants & ate it all up then the old man got really really angry so he chased after the donkey & the donkey tripped him over !

This is a TRUE story i even saw it in my very own eyes.

Pavarotti

by Leanne

Pavarotti knocks on the Pearly Gates. St Peter opens them and says "Oh
Luciano, it's you, Come on in - squeeze through".

Pavarotti says "I have a letter from the Pope for you".

St Peter opens it up and reads it.

"Here's that tenor I owe you".

Pub Humour

by Jerry

Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other.

"Your round."

The other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"