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Best Golf Joke

by Bell
(St. Francis Bay, South Africa)

I think this is the best golf joke I have heard, but maybe someone has a funnier one...
This priest wakes up one Sunday morning feeling very uninspired to give his Sunday sermon. He calls the Bishop and tells him he's not feeling well and won't be able to make it.

Of course the priest knows the perfect remedy for his condition and grabs his set of clubs. However he is forced to drive 2 hours out of town to a remote golf course so that no-one will recognise him.

Well Saint Peter is watching all this and turns to God, ''Are you actually going to let him get away with all this?''

''Well see'' says God, somewhat enigmatically.

Anyway, the priest plays the first front nine of his life shooting 7 pars and 1 birdie. He's absolutely ecstatic with his game and can't wait to begin the back nine.

St Peter is shaking his head and is about to say something to God when God gives him the ' be quiet' look.

Well, the priest's incredible form continues, sinking par after par. He now stands on the final hole, a par 3, and all that he needs to shoot under par and the best score of his life, by far, is par on the final hole.
The priest tees off and the ball bounces on the green, takes 2 hops and skids into the hole!


Saint Peter is stunned, and a little peeved he exclaims '' What on earth! Why did you allow him do that?''

To this God replies, ''Well, who's he going to tell?''

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