Top 10 Clean Short Funny Jokes

10) "Why will there never be a winner in the battle of the sexes?"
"Because there's way too much fraternising with the enemy."

9) Which one is the Irishman at a cock fight? The one with the duck?
Which one is the Italian? The one betting on the duck.
How do you spot the mafia? They're collecting their winnings - the duck won.

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8) 2 Friends are walking through the streets and they see an Italian organ grinder and his monkey.
The one friend puts $10 into the monkey's cup.
Astonished the other friend asks,"I thought you didn't like Italians?"
"I know, but they're so cute when they're small."

7) The shortest French book in the world: "The definitive guide to French hospitality."

6) A Frenchman in a London hotel rings room service.
"I would like some pepper."
"Certainly, Sir, would that be white, black or red pepper."
"No" Replies the Frenchman rather emphatically, "ees the toilet pepper!"

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5) What do you call 50 000 Italians holding their hands up?
The army.

4) An Italian who is staying at a Scottish B&B goes down for breakfast. At the table he sees other guests who have steaming bowls of hot porridge in front of them.
"You're not going to eat that!" exclaims the Italian, "Or did you already?"

3) Italian surgeon to patient: "This is nurse Beatricia, she has severe Halitosis and will be French kissing you before the operation."
"Why?" Enquires the patient.
"We ran out of anesthetic."

2) It's the Ontario medical conference and two African doctors are having a heated debate.
"Woomba", says the one African doctor.
"No, I tell you, it's 'wooorma'".
Upon hearing this a Canadian doctor decides to help.
"Gentlemen, it's 'womb'."
"Nonsense", comes the reply from both African doctors, "and we find it difficult to believe that You have seen a hippopotamus, never mind actually heard one fart under water."

Best of the clean short funny jokes

1) How many French soldiers will it take to defend France? No one knows, it's never really been tried.

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