Top 10 Good Funny Clean Short Jokes

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10) Remember to give 100 percent at work. 20% Monday, 20% Tuesday...

9) A democracy is where 2 lions and a zebra vote on what they're having for dinner.

8) A blonde was reading the newspaper on a train, when she caught the headline, ‘7 Brazilian Police Officers Killed in Bust Gone Wrong’. She shakes her head pondering the sad story and turns to the man sitting next to her, ‘How much is a Brazilian?’

7) An Irishman walks out the bar.
Well it might happen!

6) Sign outside cothing store: "Incredible Discounts for men with 17 or 18 necks."

5) I went to the races the other day. The horse I bet on came in so late he returned to the barn on tip-toes not to wake the others.

The top 5 good funny clean short jokes:

4) At a retirement home.
Sam: "Bill, where did you get those fancy alligator shoes?"
Bill: "I'm barefoot."

3) Two chatting blondes walked into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have noticed it.

2) A bear walks into a bar and slams his forearm down on the counter.
"One whiskey.................................................................and soda!" shouts the bear.
"Fine", says a rather shaky barman, "but why the big pause?"
And the bear replies, "I'm a big bear."

Best of the good clean short jokes

1) Two men start fighting in a restaurant.
One throws a plate of hors d'oeuvres and says, "And that's just for starters!"

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