Correct Sentence Riddle Answer

Choose the correct sentence:

The yolk of an egg IS white. The yolk of an egg ARE white?

Neither. The yolk of an egg is Yellow.

Teacher, ‘Johnny, tell me a sentence that starts with “I”.’
Little Johnny thinks and replies, ‘I is….’ and the teacher interrupts, ‘No, Johnny. You always say “I am”.’ Johnny says, ‘Sure Miss. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

Teacher, ‘Johnny, use the word ‘diploma’ in a sentence’
Johnny, ‘Our bathroom pipes were leak'n so my mom called diploma.’

Teacher, ‘Johnny, use the word ‘information’ in a sentence’
Johnny, ‘Geese fly information.’

Three men each get a twenty five year of solitary confinement sentence. They are allowed to take one luxury item into their cells.
The first man takes a volume of law books. The second man a pile of medical journals. And the third man takes three hundred cartons of cigarettes.
After twenty years, they open the first man’s cell. He walks out and says, ‘I studied so hard, I can now qualify as a lawyer.’
They open the second man’s cell and he walks out and saying, ‘I learned so much I can now become a doctor.’
They open up the third man’s door, ‘Anybody got a light?’

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