Cowboy Riddle Answer

A cowboy rides into the town of Los Alamos on Tuesday. He stays 3 nights and leaves on Tuesday. How is this possible?

Tuesday is his horse.

A doctor examines a cowboy with some back problems. He asks if he’s had any accidents lately. ‘Nope,’ replies the cowboy.
‘That’s odd,’ says the doctor, ‘I thought a cowboy’s job was very dangerous.’
‘Sure is,’ replies the cowboy, ‘Last week I was kicked by a mule, thrown by a mustang, and bit by a snake.’
‘And you don’t call those accidents?’ asks the doctor. ‘No, sir,’ replies the cowboy, ‘I'm pretty sure they done it on purpose.’

This cowboy rides into town and stops in front of the saloon. When he’s finished his whiskey, he walks out only to find that his horse has been stolen. The cowboy strolls back into the bar, loosens his gun holsters and says, ‘I’m gonna have another beer & if my horse ain’t back where I left him by the time I’m finished, I’m gonna have to do what I did back in Texas.’ The cowboy finishes his drink and goes back outside to find that his horse has been returned. The bartender calls after him, ‘Hey mister, what exactly did ya do in Texas?’ The cowboy says, ‘I walked home!’

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