Funniest text messages: Funny texting jokes

10) It's important that you know what many are saying behind your back ... "Nice Ass!"

9) Are you taking Viagra eye drops, coz you look really hard?!

8) You're so fat that when you jog backwards you gain weight.

7) By marrying someone you can discover what their ideal partner is Actually like.

6) Last night he explored my body; licked, sucked had his fill and then left. Damm mosquitoes!

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5) I'm only horny on days that start with a T: Thursday, Tuesday, Tomorrow, Today, Thunday...

4) Today women are excited by small phones and small computers, soon they'll enjoy a small penis too, and then you, my friend, will be the most wanted man!

3) This is non-automated message to inform you that everybody's network has gone down on them. We regret to inform you that under no circumstances will we, or any other network, be going down on you.

2) Excuse me, I think these are your eyes. I found them between my breasts.

1) Nice perfume, is that marinade?

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