Funny 50th birthday poem & rhymes:
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A funny 50th birthday poem can be a great way to lighten the mood and remind your loved one that they're only as old as we let them feel! So if you are feeling sentimental, mischievous, or would just like to remind someone that, yes indeed, they are over the hill, then these funny 50th birthday sayings, rhymes, jokes, quotes and poems are just the funny fix...

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Top 5 funny 50th Birthday poem rhymes

10)

So what you're 50,
as you already know,
I think you may still have
a little get up and go.
Don't worry about the wrinkles,
threatening from head to toe,
or appearing suddenly decrepit,
that happened long ago!

Yet another candle on top of your cake?
That's hardly a reason to pout.
Be glad you still have a little strength left,
To blow the damn thing out!

8)

Although today is the dreaded Five O
It's your birthday and we wanted you to know...
We got you an extra ten years for good behavior
So you still have another 10 years to go.

7)

Quick, someone hit the brakes,
where'd they suddenly come from, all these aches?
Time has gone and years have passed,
50 is here but not at last!

Our top funny happy 50th birthday poem

6)

Today you turn fifty and look really good.
Are all the important organs working? Let's touch wood!
Your hair’s not too gray, and wrinkles are few,
Can you still touch your toes (without the pool cue)?

You look full of vigor, maybe just turning ripe,
It's not your fault everything's in small type.
The hearing's still good, "What’s that?" you say,
"Speak clearly, stop mumbling!" the voices waft away.
Inside that old body do you still feel young, but then...
if life started at forty, you're really just 10.