Funny 50th birthday quotes & sayings

20) Looking 50 is great... if you're 60

19) You still seem to have a full deck, but perhaps you shuffle a bit slower.

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18) I can't believe you're fifty, 49 perhaps but not fifty.

17) Turning 50 means that when you feel athletic you go to a sports bar.

16) 50 years old. Bodywork and mechanics need slight attention. Runs on gas.

15) Hi ho, Hi ho, it's over the hill you go!

14) Caution! Fifty year old cleverly disguised as an adult.

13) Before I turned 50 I used to jog 6 miles a day now I know a short cut.

12) Happy 50th Birthday. Your wild oats have just turned to porridge.

11) Happy 29th anniversary of your 50th Birthday.

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10) 50! I think you should demand a recount.

9) After you're 50 if it doesn't hurt it probably doesn't work.

8) I can still do everything now that I did at 20, of course with my doctor's permission.

7) Inside every 50 year old is a younger person wondering, "What the h$ll happened?!"

6) Unfortunately aging is the only scientifically known way to living longer.

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5) Happy 50th Birthday. Let's crack open a bottle of prune juice.

4) You've accumulated the knowledge of 50 years on this planet, now if only the senility hadn't wiped it all away.

3) At 50 you'll have the choice of many temptations, but being 50 also means you'll probably choose the option that gets you home earliest.

2) The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune. Happy birthday you old fiddler.

1) If you remove all the wisdom and experience in the world of people over 50 then there wouldn't be enough left to run it!

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