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Funny 60th birthday quotes & sayings

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The top funny optimistic 60th Birthday quotes and sayings

10) 60, the summer of a man
Well! What is it to be 60 ! ... 60 is the flower of the age that, and you are now entering the summer season of a man. [Molière - quote from The Miser]

9) I remember your birthday but not your age ... you see I am a good friend! Happy Birthday!

8) As the Chinese proverb says, we must add life to years not years to life. And I will just add : Happy birthday.

7) Quote birthday 60 years
The men who are 60, besides me, seem to be seventy. [Tristan Bernard]

6) It seems that wisdom comes with age ... You see? You do not have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!

The top funny 60th Birthday quotes and sayings

5) 2 times 30 (quote)
If you knew what it's like to be 30 ! You need probably to be at least twice this age to understand it! [Sacha Guitry]

4) 60 years anniversary : I'll never be old. For me, being old is being fifteen years older than me. [Bernard Baruch]

3) You may be born old as you can die young [Jean Cocteau]

2) A woman must have 3 men in her life: a 60 years old one for the check, a 40 one for the style and a 20 one for the shock. [Sacha Guitry]

The top funny mean 60th Birthday quotes and sayings

1) I hope I look as good as you at the same age! This will naturally happen in a very, very, very long time ! Happy Birthday!

Extra) Quote birthday 60 years : Young people want to be faithful and are not, the old want to be unfaithful and can not. [Oscar Wilde]

Extra) Quote birthday 60 years : Past sixty years, waking up without feeling pain somewhere, is that we are dead.

Extra) 60 years anniversary
The experience is like your toothbrush, nobody will take it from you

Extra) 60 years old joke :
Three old men are talking quietly sipping coffee and wondering which age is the hardest.

60 years of age is really hard, said one who is 60. You always feel you have to pee and most of the time there is nothing out !
- Oh that's nothing, says another one who is 70 years old. At 70, your intestines are screwed. You take laxatives, you eat fiber, you're still sitting on the toilet for hours and nothing comes!
- So basically told the 80 years old other guy, 80 is really the worst of all ages
- You have trouble urinating? asks the grandpa of 60.
- No, no, I pee every morning at 6:00 sounds spot. No problem
- So you have digestion problems? Asks the 70 years old guy
- No I do number 2 every morning at 6:30 am
- Well then, at 6:00 pee, poo at 6:30, what is so terrible, so at age 80?
- Well guys, the problem is I wake up at 7:00