Funny birthday messages phrases & quotes

10) Rather over the hill than buried beneath it.

9) These first few decades supplied the text, now you have commentary for the next couple...

8) The years up until your seventieth birthday are the hardest. You are continuously asked for money and advice, but not decrepit enough to tell them all to bugger off.

7) Everything you truly understand about life you learn after you're fifty.

6) Forty is when you finally get all your stuff together and then your body starts falling apart.

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5) Hair today, gone tomorrow, best to just smile about it (especially while you still have teeth).

4) With birthdays come wisdom, and also new places that ache.

3) Stop complaining, you still have everything you did 25 years ago, just a little closer to the ground...

2) Just relax, the last birthday that was good for any of us was our 25th.

1) After 60 you have more of everything, more experience, more wisdom, more naps...

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