Funny Birthday Phrases: Funny birthday card messages

10) Being young is a wonderful, what a crime that it's wasted on the youth.

9) Congratulations, you now have 2 unlisted numbers: Your phone and your age.

8) Growing older sounds great after contemplating the other option...

7) You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

6) Older people are respected and honored in certain cultures; in this one we mostly pass them off as senile.

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5) We're all smiling because you're another year older, and laughing our &rses off because their aint jack sh!t you can do about it!

4) Scientists have proven that those with more birthdays live longer.

3) Of course I wasn't going to write anything cheesy about getting older, it's not my style, and besides I know how sensitive old people can be about their age.

2) In my eyes you're not getting older, you still remember everything, whether it happened or not.

1) If old age is only in the mind, how do we stop it from moving into the body?!

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