Blonde hitchhiker short joke

by Nick

Did you hear about the blonde hitchhiker?

She got up early so there wouldn't be much traffic around.

Dumb Blondes short joke

by Mikelle
(Pelhm, NC)

Two blondes walk into a building......you think one of them would have at least seen it!

The Blondes and the Tracks short joke

by Pauline
(Canada)

There were two blondes walking along a trail when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first blonde said "These must be deer tracks!"

The second blonde said"No, you're wrong, these are bear tracks!"

The two blondes stood there in the set of tracks arguing about what kind of tracks they were until the train ran them over.

How did the blonde fall out of a tree?

by Jim Garfield
(Aurora, Nebraska)

She was raking leaves.

Short Blonde joke : the grenade

by John sarsfield
(Formby)

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin out and throw it back