Funny Inspirational Quotes about life

20) If you do something you're going to regret in the morning, sleep late!

19) Before you criticize anyone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.

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18) I might be lost, but I'm making good time.

17) When life gives you a lemon, you say "Oh, yeah, I love lemons, what else have you got?"

16) If the world turns its back on you pinch it in the @ss.

15) These are my principles, and if you don't care for them, well ... I have others.

14) If you're going through hell why would you want to stop? Keep going!

13) Whether you take life seriously or not you're still not getting out alive.

12) Okay, this is not really a funny inspirational quote but it's worth a mention:
"Every man dies, but not every man truly lives." William Wallace in the movie 'Braveheart'

11) According to the laws of physics a Bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but a Bumblebee doesn't know this, so it flies!

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10) How can it be that there are more horses @sses in the world than horses?

9) Unless you're the lead dog the scenery doesn't change.

8) Everybody's a little crazy, it's just that some get caught.

7) Why is it that the best man at a Wedding doesn't get to prove it?

6) In life there's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot!

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5) If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging!

4) There are three types of men; those who learn by reading, those who learn by watching, and those who pee on the electric fence.

3) Genius takes time, but stupidity can be achieved in a heart beat, and usually is.

2) If you think you're It riding ahead of the pack, look back to see if the pack's still there.

1) And my absolute favorite that has stood me well (recently) : "Never miss a good opportunity to shut the f6ck up!"

 

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