Good famous funny Irish quotes about life

Funny Irish Quotes: Irish drinking quotes

20) An alcoholic is someone who drinks as much as you who you don't like.

19) Bartender, I'll have what that man lying passed out on the pool table is having.

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18) The problem with some people is that they're sober when they should be drunk.

17) When you're drunk you feel sophisticated; you just can't say it.

16) Here's to single living, double drinking and seeing triple!

Good Irish quotes about drinking and life

15) I spent a lot of good money on drink, women and cars, the rest I just squandered.

14) Everyone is wise until they speak.

13) The worst thing that can happen is to win a bet on a horse at a young age.

12) He'll offer you an egg if you promise you won't break the shell.

11) Sometimes you're forced to drink to make the people around you seem interesting.

The top 10 famous funny Irish quotes about drinking and life

Funny Irish Quotes: Good famous irish quotes

10) "I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop.

9) "If I had to live life over, it would be over a saloon."

8) "Always do sober what you said you would do while you were drunk. That will help you to shut your mouth."

7) Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything.

6) An Irishman after tasting American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!"

The top 5 famous funny Irish quotes about drinking and life

5) I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

4) Drinking provides you with the perfect excuse to pursue your fetish of hooking up fat ugly hairy women.

3) I reached total enlightenment while drinking one day, and then beer shot out my nose.

2) I once read about the evils of drink, so I gave up reading.

1) Why is American beer drank cold? It's the only way you can distinguish it from urine.

 

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