Porque se enoja el enano cuando lo parra la policia?

by Sam
(Guadalupe, Ca, USA)

Funny latin jokes

Porque le dice HALTO!

Spanish joke Cual es mas viejo?

by guadalupe ferreira
(inglewood, ca.)

Cual es mas viejo? Un viejito o una viejita? La respuesta es un viejito porque tiene dos huevos podridos y un pajarro muerto!!!!

Sex with a Spanish girl

A guy hooked up with a girl from Mexico. After dating for a few weeks, they begin to have sex. One night while they were having sex, the girl starts yelling "PERJUCIO AGUJERO, PERJUCIO AGUJERO" faster and louder as they reached their orgasm. The guy didn't know what she said but took it as some sort of praise.

The next day as he was playing golf with his friends. He was bragging about how lucky he got the night before. When he got a hole in one, he shouted "PERJUCIO AGUJERO!" They stared at him and said, "what do you mean 'wrong hole?'

Flying High latin joke

by Pedro El funny
(Australia)

An US passenger plane was flying in towards Mexico City Airport when the copilot said to the pilot.

"What are you planning on doing when we land ?"

"Well first I am going to get a Taxi to the nearest bar and get me a few shots of that good old Mexican tequila, Then I am going back to my room in the Hotel were I am going to have rampant sex all night with that sexy Mexican cabin crew member Carmenchita who is at the back of the plane.

Little known to the pilot he had inadvertently left the planes intercom on, so all the passengers had been listening to him. In a panic the hostess Carmenchita started to run towards the front of the plane to tell the pilot.

Half way down the aisle just opposite an elderly lady passenger she tripped and fell over. As she started to hurriedly rise the old lady reached over and laying a comforting hand on Carmenchita shoulder said.....

"Don't worry dear you don't have to rush; he is going to have a couple of tequilas first !!!"

El gato : latin joke

by joseph morales
(bronx ny)

como se dice el peepee de un gatito??....mi/shu/bee/chi..now say it all together and slow.