Funny Mothers Day Quotes

20) Moms are fantastic, even when they're spelt upside down they're still WOW!

19) Mothers are basically part of a scientific experiment to prove that sleep is not a crucial part of human life.

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18) Cats love milk
Horses eat hay
this special treatment
is only for today

17) There's only one thing stronger than a mother's love - garlic breath.

16) Mothers are great, they'll never call you a son of a &%£&

15) I'm writing this slowly because I know you can't read that fast...

14) My mom gives great advice. She says when angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear like a Portuguese fisherman.

13) An average mother can perform the job of an air traffic controller, lifesaver and Donald Trumps personal assistant, all simultaneously.

12) Don't think of them as wrinkles, think of them as laughter lines.

11) There are two theories to arguing with your mother, neither works!

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10) Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that could have been avoided if I had listened to mom.

9) Mothers understand why animals eat their young...

8) There are 3 ways to get something done. The first is to ask mom, and the other two I can't remember, so I'm going to ask mom...

7) If you think your work is almost done raising me, don't forget you'll be a grandmother too.

6) It kills you to see us growing up, but it might kill you quicker if we didn't.

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5) Our Mom said she would like to win the mother of the year competition but she was too busy raising us.

4) The hand that rocks the cradle will probably have a very tired mom attached to it.

3) You know you're a mother when your child throws up and you run to catch it before it hits the rug.

2) Mom's menu consists of 2 choices: Eat it or don't.

1) Mothers have the uncanny gift of serving leftovers out of nothing. Our mom is so good, in fact, that the original meal has yet to be found.

 

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