Very Funny Quotes About Life

20) Good tax accountants solve problems you didn't know you had in ways you don't understand.

19) There are lots of situations in life we regard as funny, just as long as they are happening to someone else.

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18) Always try to be funny, at least if you fail nobody laughs at you.

17) In humor you will find a lot of truth. When last did you hear a joke about a father in law?

16) Politics needs a sense of humor, throw a pie at a politician today.

15) Don't take life so seriously, there are no survivors.

14) It's not that I'm scared of dying, I just to want to be there when it happens.

13) I hope I didn't brain my damage - Homer Simpson

12) Singing in the shower is a basic human right - Me, the website owner

11) There's a very fine line between very clever people and very dumb people. Most of the time people don't understand a thing they're saying.

The top 10 very funny quotes about life

10) I broke up with my girlfriend and she was quite upset, she told me, "You'll never find someone like me again."
So I thought to myself, "if I just broke up with her why would I want to find someone like her again?!"

9) Dogs have an owner. Cats have staff.

8) A crowded elevator smells completely different to short people.

7) Why did the accountant cross the road? He needed a fresh supply of people to bore.

6) Confucius says man who run in front of bus going to get tyred.

The top 5 very funny quotes about life

5) I can speak from experience that computer games do not effect children. I mean, if Pac-Man was such a bad thing then my generation would all be playing in dark rooms, listening to repetitive electronic music and munching pills...

4) Technology is in a race against the universe. It builds bigger and better idiot proof things while the universe creates bigger and better idiots. The universe is winning.

3) Computers create very fast, very efficient total catastrophes.

2) If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go every day and do it really half arsed. It's the American way. - Homer Simpson

1) Confucius says baseball wrong, man with 4 balls can't walk.

 

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