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Wrong medicine short joke

by Eugenio H Dominguez
(College Park)

A woman went to the doctor and said.

---"Doctor, I think you gave me the wrong hormones's pills. It makes me grow hair all over my chest.

The doctor said---How far your hair it's growing?

She said ----All the way down to my "dick"

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Sex sporting terms

by Eugenio H Dominguez
(College Park 30349)

Do you know that the average man have an orgasm in 5 minutes ? and the average woman have an orgasm in 20 minutes.

So how do you please your woman? In sporting terms, is like a basketball's game.You let her start the "game" and you show up at the "final quarter"

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Sex and money joke

by Eugenio H Dominguez
(College Park)

A couple of married people are having a bad time with money, so a man who is living in the neighborhood offered to the woman, to have sex with her and give to her $200.00 in cash,if she pick it up all the money from the floor before he finish having sex with her.

So she decided before to do it to discuss this offer with her husband and he agreed saying---Let him do it, we need the money and beside that while you're bending over picking the money,you will pick it up before he finish.So they stared to do it,but it pass about 30 minutes and the husband called her and said --Hey why you didn't call me before this time?

She said--Because the bastard put down the money in quarters.

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A wholesome tongue short joke

by Eugenio H Dominguez
(College Park 30349)

Two women were talking to each other,and one said=== My husband and I have being married for 3 years and during those years he only directed his words to me 3 times, the other one asked---do you have any children?

She said, Yes we have 3 children.

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The wrong choice sex joke

by Eugenio H Dominguez
(College Park 30349)

A man decided to get married with a woman who was addicted to sex, so he knew it but anyway he did it, so when he was at work she made an arrangement with the neighbor's next door and he made a hole in the wall of the apartment and they been having sex through the hole in the wall.

But one day the husband came and catch her naked and bend over with her ass leaning against the wall.

Husband -----What are you doing?

She said----The neighbor's next door have a "goat" and he's licking my butt with his tongue,please come and try it.

So the husband put his pants down and lean his butt against the wall and said

---Hey,that "goat" gave you the tongue, but to me he gave me the "HORN"

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Driving school teacher joke

by Eugenio H Dominguez
(College Park 30349)

A newly married man was at work and make a commentary with one of his co-worker,

The man--Recently as you know, I've been married but my wife is a teacher in the driving's school and she is obsessed with her job so bad that every night when we're in bed sleeping she grabbed my penis like a driving stick and said--1,2,3 and reverse and so she does it for a long time and I can't get no sleep at all.

The co-worker--Why don't you sleep with your face down?,she will leave you alone.

So he did it that night,but the next day when he got back to work his co-worker asked him,"Well how it was last night?

The man ---"She was checking the oil"

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Knocked at the door short joke

by Eugenio H Dominguez
(College Park 30349)

A man that have no legs and no arms, he went to a prostitute's house and knocked at the door,the prostitute opened the door and said :

"What am I going to do with you? You don't have arms nor legs.

And he said---I knocked at the door, did'nt I ?

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