Ask your mom funny short joke

by David Billz
(VIjayawada,India.)

Funny short jokes :

Dave asks his dad............. dad, where is libya?

His father answers : "go ask your mom, she's the one thats always hiding things"

Cricket pain

Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside."

"How's that?"

"Don't you start."

Al and Val

Al and Val are shopping in Tesco's when Al picks up a crate of Stella and sticks them into the trolley.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks Val "They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans", he says.

"Put them back. We can't afford it," says Val and they carry on shopping... A few aisles later Val picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks Al, "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.

Al replies... "SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE F***ING PRICE"

dad tomato and son tomato

by princess
(east london)

one day dad tomato decided to go for a walk with his son tomato, the son tomato was falling behind so the dad tomato hit him and said "ketchup"

Dribble short joke

by LUKE ALLAN
(NEW ZEALAND)

I THINK BASKET BALL IS A PREETY YUCK! SPORT THE BALL MUST BE UUGGLLYY..... YOU KNOW WHY? CAUSE THEIR ALWAYS DRIBBLING ON IT!
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Crime shows short joke

by mangesh
(mumbai)

I watch so many crime shows on Tv,

that when I turn off the Tv set,

I wipe my finger prints off the remote

Car accident

by Leanne

I rear-ended a car this morning.


I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day!


The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it!
He was a DWARF!!


He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"


So I said, "OK, then, which one ARE you?"

That's how the fight started.

dirty joke!

by Lilly
(Colorado)

Three white horses fell in the mud... now you wanna hear a clean joke? they took a bubble bath!!!!

alcoholic joke

by Robert Marshall
(Clinton Pa.)

Like the alcoholic said, There I was on my way home minding my own business, When someone stepped on my fingers