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Black man selling drugs riddle

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What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmasist

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Guy in Girl short joke

by mike
(Usa)

Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?

A. Because their plugged into a genius!

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why did the turtle cross the road?


He wanted to get to the shell station!

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Fly joke

What has 32 teeth and hides a monster?
My fly!

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Dinosaur short joke

by Jack Drummond
(Weymouth)

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-saur-ass

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Chicken not crossing the road joke

by jocelyne
(canada)

Q-why did the chicken not cross the road?

A-because it was dead

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What kind of cheese isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!

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The Bathroom Riddle

by Moustafa Tabbarah
(Beirut, Lebanon)

Why does the drunk breaks the door when he enters the bathroom?





Answer : So that nobody can pick on him from the key hole

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what is red riddle ?

by sheila adams
(oxford)

what is red and lays in the gutter ?

answer : A dead bus

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riddle me that:

by Joravis
(Lawngaria)


What is red and white?

.....PINK!

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A cross between an elephant and a rhino.

by Bob Saggot
(Marengo Illinois, USA)

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino!

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Gms wreasler short joke

by dillan mars
(Dallas Texas)

Q : what did the dick say to the condom ?

A : cover me im going in

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The Window Contest

by Al
(Above USA)

What do you win at a window contest?

You Win-dow(Dough)

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Crying eyes

by Jason Vasquez
(Walled Lake )

How does an eye cry?

-ojo ojo

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Midgets and Grass joke

by Leo
(South Africa)

Q.Why do midgets giggle when running

A.coz the Grass tickles their balls

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Why did the squirrel swim across the river on his back?

by Leah
(Grande Cache)


Cause he didn't wanna get his nuts wet.

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