Funny Spanish Jokes Chistes

10) How do you make a Spanish Chili? Ju Steek the popsicle up the Hombre!

9) Pedro he was picking olives but he needs to go, so he goes to the out house.
After 20 minutes the boss, he says, "Hey Pedro, Que Pasa? Why you taking so long?"
Pedro, he opens the door and is stirring in the toilet with a stick.
The boss he says, "Hey Pedro, Que haces? What you doing?"
Pedro he says, "Señor my coat, he is fallen down there!"
The boss he says, "Pero Pedro, he will be no good once you find him!"
"Si Señor, I know but he has my lunch in the pocket!"

8) What do you call a Spanish streaker? Señor Willy.
Perhaps you need to think about that one for a while, and pronounce it slowly...

7) I went to a very friendly Spanish restaurant the other day. They were so hospitable that they brought me a glass of water and warned me not to drink it.

6) My Spanish is excellent, I speak like a Native. A native Bushman.

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5) A Spaniard with a parrot perched on his shoulder saunters into a bar. A customer says, ‘Wow, he’s really lovely, where did you find him?’ ‘In Spain,’ replies the parrot. ‘They have millions there.’

4) Sheesh those Spanish, it's as though they have a different word for everything!

3) Mexico can never get an Olympic team together... anybody who can run, swim or jump is already in the States.

2) A blonde was sitting on a bus reading the newspaper when all of a sudden she starts to cry. The Spanish guy sitting next to her asks what's wrong and she replies that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in a drug bust. The Spanish man agrees that the news is very sad.
After a while the blonde asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"

1) Yo mama's so fat she was swimming in the ocean & Spain claimed her as a new colony.

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