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Funny quotes about teenagers

20) When you're a teenager, 'No' is a complete sentence.

19) To a teenager there's nothing more embarrassing than a parent.

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18) When I was 16 I couldn't believe how naive my parents were about life. When I reached 23 I was amazed at how much they had learned in the last couple of years.

17) Raising teenagers is like trying wrestle slippery pigs with your hands tied behind your back.

16) You try your hardest to raise your teenagers with patience, honesty and good manners, but they still end up being like you.

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15) Society has the politicians and teenagers it deserves.

14) Never underestimate a teenagers ability to create trouble.

13) I just returned from a teenagers birthday party, I'm one of the survivors.

12) "I'm right behind teenagers who are tired of being harassed by their dumb parents! Take a stand now! Move out of home, find work and pay your own way - while you're still clever enough and know everything."

11) Many teenagers think that their surname is 'Shutup'.

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10) Having teenagers is like living with a bowling alley inside your head.

9) Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your teenagers.

8) Santa Claus has the right idea, only give stuff to kids once a year.

7) Don't bother discussing sex with teenagers, they'll just laugh at how little you know.

6) The problem with disciplining a teenager is that in no time at all you begin to sound like one yourself.

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5) The best way to keep teenagers at home is to create a pleasant home environment, and remove the battery from the car.

4) A general rule of thumb is that if you have given birth to them don't lend them the car.

3) A teenager is a person who complains that there is nothing to do and then stays out all night doing it.

2) You know your children are teenagers when they stop asking where they came from and stop telling where they're going.

1) The difference between the teenager and the parent is that the teenager still has the faults the parent outgrew.

 

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