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The Idiot Blonde short joke

by Grace
(Wichita Falls, TX United States)

A blonde woman walked into a store and asked the man, "Can I buy this TV?" The man answered back, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

So the blonde went home and died her hair brown. She came back and asked, "Can I buy this TV?" The man replied, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The blonde went home and died her hair black then came back and said, "Can I buy this TV?" The man replied, Sorry we don't sell to blondes."

So she went home and shaved her head completely. Then she came back and said, "Can I buy this TV?" The man said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The woman replied, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" The man answered, "Because blonde's are stupid, and that's a microwave, not a TV."

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Blondes in a bar short joke

by Athena
(Michigan)

Q: How do you get four blondes on a bar stool?

A: Turn it upside down.

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Nursery blonde short joke

by Lee
(Telford)

What nursery rhyme dose a blonde learn as a child? Hump me, dump me

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Blonde joke : the mirror

by victor
(australia)

Q : Why did the blonde shoot the mirror?

A : She was tryin to kill herself

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