Heavy Riddle Answer & Bonus Joke

Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

Ton. Ton spelled backwards is Not.

Heavy Rottweiler Joke:

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
‘My dog’s squint, is there anything that can be done?’
‘Let’s have a look’, says the Vet and he picks up the dog and examines his eyes and teeth. Finally he says, ‘I’m going to have to put him down.’
‘Why? Because he’s squint?’ asks the man.
‘No,’ the vet says ‘Because he’s really very heavy.’

Two friends in the bar.
1st Friend: "I've started jogging again."
2nd Friend: "What! What on earth for?"
1st Friend: "It's been such a long time since I heard heavy breathing!"

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