Hilarious text messages: Funny texting jokes

10) Naughty text message: Wear a helmet tonight coz your heads going through the headboard.

9) Do you believe in "Love at first sight", or should I walk past again?!

8) I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can still make your Bedrock.

7) Another saucy text message: Do you know how to play Pearl Harbor? That's where you lie down and I blow the hell out of you.

6) Here's 50 cents, go buy yourself some better pick up lines.

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5) What do good boys and dinosaurs have in common? Dinosaurs did actually exist.

4) I'm continuously working out, I would now like to push my luck.

3) I'm sorry, I don't date other species.

2) You have received a free manhood enlarger. Scanning for manhood, please wait... scanning ....searching .... searching .... sorry, manhood not found.

1) Condolences, I heard you failed your IQ test.

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