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10) My father was watching a football match on TV when the doorbell rang. He opened the door and two people witnesses of Jehovah were there. - Jehovah's Witnesses : "Hello, we are witnesses of Jehovah"
My dad: "Sorry, I have not seen the accident"

9) How do you say Jehovah's Witness in Chinese?
Ding-dong

8) What similarities are there between the Jehovah's Witnesses and the balls?
1 - They are always a pair
2 - They keep knocking at the door, and we never let them enter.
3 - It's like a wave of joy when we finally come to empty them ...

7) Two Jehovah's Witnesses are knocking on the door of a house.
A woman opens the door : she is not in a good mood when she sees these guys :
"You're Jehovah's Witnesses ... I do not want to listen to your nonsense !" CLAC and she slams the door in their face. But the problem is, the door does not close. A second time she tries to slam it in the faces of visitors ... But it's the same thing: there is something that binds. Believing that one of the two preachers of the "divine word" put his foot in the corner of the door, she is preparing to scream like mad, but one of the witness cut her speech :
"Madam, I'm sorry to say this, but if you want to close your door, you'll first need to remove your cat."

6) Here is the parable of the prodigal son Revised:
In this small village, a young Jehovah's Witness left the house one day and went to a distant country. And her parents heard nothing more about him. His absence lasted for many years, then, one bright morning, he rejoined his father's roof. His parents were very happy with his return, but rightly wondered:
"After a prolonged absence, plunged into a world of debauchery and vice, is he still a Jehovah's Witness?"
Then they decided to make a test. They put a bible on the table, a bottle of wine and a bundle of banknotes.
"We're going to see what he will take in the first place, said the parents, and so we will know where is its spirituality."
When the prodigal son came to the table, he took the Bible, the bottle of wine and put the bundle of banknotes in his pocket. "May Jehovah be praised », cried the parents. He became supervisor of riding!"
They invited this day many people, and killed the fatted calf.

5) How many Jehovah's Witnesses do you need to change a light bulb?
None, Jehovah will replace the bulb when replacing the entire house. Work will begin soon.

4) The difference between an old car and a Jehovah's Witnesses?
- With Jehovah's Witnesses, you can close the door ...

3) 'Shit Happens'
Taoism: there may be trouble coming.
Hinduism: these problems have already occurred before.
Islam: If you are in trouble, take a hostage.
Atheism: There is no trouble.
Buddhism: When trouble happens to you, is it really trouble?
Catholicism: If I have trouble is that I desserve it.
Judaïsm : why they always come to me out of trouble for me?
Jehovah's Witnesses knock, knock, that's trouble.

2) Jehovah's Witnesses, it's like ...
..The 2000 bug. You know it's at the door, but we pretend it is not there.

1) Jehovah's Witnesses ringing among parents of little Anthony, who opens the door.
The Jehovah's Witnesses said:
-I bring clarity and light ...
Anthony called her mother:
Ma ! Here is the electricty company

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