English Kings Riddle Answer

Where are English kings usually crowned?

On their heads.

A little boy is being tested on the English Kings and Queens.
‘Who followed Edward the 6th?’ asked the teacher.
‘Mary,’ says the boy.
‘And who followed Mary?’ asks the teacher.
‘Her little lamb.’

The kings of France, England and Spain are on a stage ready to show the world who has the largest royal equipment. The king of Spain takes his blue blooded appendage out and sure enough its impressive, and its proportions are seen by all , and the Spanish people shout: ‘Viva España!’
The king of France then drops his rods and his French Saucisson is even larger. The French people erupt into applause and chant: ‘Vive la France!’, ‘Vive la France!’
Next the king of England drops his trousers and after a stunned silence the French, Spanish and English all exclaim: ‘God save the Queen!’

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