Man in a Bar joke

by Ashleigh
(Red Lodge)

A man walks into a bar and theres a pot of gold on the counter.

So he goes to the bartender to ask what that is about. The bartender replies "well this is hard. See that horse over there? You have to make it laugh."

The man walks over and after a few words the horse starts laughing hystericallly. He grabs the pot of gold and leaves. A few months later he comes back and there's a bigger pot of gold.

He asks the bartender and he says "well this is even harder. Now you have to make the horse cry." The man walks over and a few minutes later the horse starts balling like a baby. He goes over and grabs the pot of gold and the bartender say "how the hell did you do that?"

The man replies "well first i told him my dick was bigger than his. The second time i proved it."