Stressed out driver mexican joke

by Pedro El Funny
(Australia)

A Mexican man is driving a pick-up truck down the road with a bunch of Chihuahuas standing in the back. An El oficial de policía (police officer) pulls over the driver and informs him that he is speeding and then asks him where does he think he's going with all those Chihuahuas.

The driver says that he just doesn't know what to do anymore. The officer says, "Look, there's a dogo poundo not far from here down the road and that's where you should be taking them. That will take care of your problem." The man thanks the officer and drives off with his Chihuahua.

The next day the officer again sees the pick-up truck once again speeding down the road. This time, though, all the Chihuahua in the back are standing there with sunglasses. The officer pulls over the driver over and says, "I thought I told you to take them to dogo poundo!" "I did that," said the driver, "but now they want to go to the beach!"

May 5th Sinko de Mayo mexican joke

by Pedro El funny
(Australia)

Cinqo de Mayo is an important date where things happen.

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England.

In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York.
The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss.

Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

WHAT!!!! You expected something educational from me!

mexican joke

by bob
(new jersey)

what's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country!!

Mexican firemen

Why can't Mexicans be firemen?

They can't tell the difference between Jose and Hose B

My Sister I think

by Pedro El Funny
(Australia)

A young mexican was driving olong with his american girlfriend in his sportscar along a street in Mexico city. As they drove along a pretty girl accross the street waved and smiled at him, he waved back to her and smiled. This continued as they drove along. Every so often a pretty woman would wave and smile.

His girlfriend sat there in silence, finally she angrily asked him who where all the pretty girl and women he had waved to.

He answered 'My sisters I think'

She asked him, are you sure they are all your sisters, to which he replied because when I kiss them they say "Oh Brother'.