Funny rude One liners insults comebacks

We believe these are the funniest rude one liners insults comebacks ever but then we're extremely biased. If you got any better funny insults then add them at the bottom.

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20) 2 000 000 sperm and You're the one that made it?!

19) Someone light your tampon fuse?!

18) If I wanted the opinion of an @rsehole I'd fart!

17) Best putdown ever: Save your breath, you'll need it later to blow up your date!

16) When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you!

15) Are you always an idiot, or just around me?

14) I see your point, but i still think you're full of cr@p!

13) I'm trying to imagine what you'd be like with a personality.

12) Congratulations! You're killing my time and your brain cells.

11) I like feminists, I think they're sexy.

Top 10 funny rude one liners insults

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10) Do I really look like a people person?!

9) What am I, a freak magnet?!

8) It sounds like English, but I couldn't be bothered to find out.

7) I see you've set aside some time to publicly humiliate yourself.

6) I'm not sure what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce!

Top 5 funny rude one liners insults

5) Have a lovely day, preferably somewhere else.

4) If I throw a stick will you leave?

3) And your whiny crybaby opinion would be?

2) Is it time for your medication or mine?

1) I see you don't suffer from stress, you're just a carrier.

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