Plastic surgery joke

by TJ

A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. The
surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The K*nob," where a small k*nob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to
tighten up her skin to continuously produce the effect of a brand new
facelift.

Of course the woman wanted "The K*nob."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the k*nob and the
effects were wonderful. The woman remained young-looking and vibrant.
After 15 years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All of these years, everything has been working just fine. I have
turned the k*nob many times and have been very pleased with the results.


But now, I've developed two annoying problems: first, I have these
terrible bags under my eyes and the k*nob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said: "Those aren't bags, those are your b*reasts."

She said: "Well, forget about the second problem. I think that explains
the goatee!"