http://www.funny-fix.com/really-funny-jokes-blog.html -- A really funny jokes Blog to keep all you peasants entertained with Short hilarious jokes, funny life quotes and also fun quizzes, brain teasers and riddles & funny practical jokes pranks -- en-us really funny jokes Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:29:37 GMT Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:29:37 GMT funny-fix.com http://www.funny-fix.com/a-bad-wedding-joke.html A man and a woman decided to get married in an old fashion style so they rented a horse and ride on it, but unfortunately the horse kicked the mother in Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:29:33 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/knocked-at-the-door-short-joke.html A man that have no legs and no arms, he went to a prostitute's house and knocked at the door,the prostitute opened the door and said : What am I going Mon, 06 Feb 2012 09:29:16 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/drunk-funny-texting.html *texting with my friend* Me : Dude what's up?? Friend: Nothing Are you alright you were f*ucked up last night at the party Me: No Why you say that? Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:57:51 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/twist-of-a-thumb-riddle.html By the twist of a thumb it’s controlled Guarding treasures within its hold Forever on end it dances ‘round Until time stops --only to be rewound. What Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:54:19 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/running-away-from-a-blonde.html A man was driving his car and suddenly he saw the police's car behind him and he began to speed his car,and the closer the police's car came to his car Sat, 04 Feb 2012 08:30:17 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/4-questions-riddle.html What is bigger that God, more evil that the devil,the poor people have it, and the rich people need it? The answer:--NOTHIN Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:41:25 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/nock-nock-short-joke.html Nock Nock. Question : Who's there? Answer : Europe Question : Europe who ? Answer : No I'm not, you're a poo Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:40:12 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/perfect-woman-short-joke.html It's important to have a woman that cook for you and clean your house. It's important to have a woman that work and help you to pay the bills. It's important Mon, 30 Jan 2012 08:23:57 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/doesnt-look-the-same-short-joke.html A man told his co-worker Last night my wife was on her knees for a long time right in front of me So he co--worker asked him---And what she was doing? Mon, 30 Jan 2012 08:20:54 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/paradise-religious-joke.html A man and his wife died,and at the appointed time in the resurrection they came back alive and they were received by Saint Peter, Peter ---Welcome to Mon, 30 Jan 2012 08:19:47 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/lol-blonde-joke.html A Blonde was lonely so she bought herself a puppy. She said whatever she hears on Tv she would name her dog. She herd crack. Then she moved and she said Mon, 30 Jan 2012 08:16:21 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/racist-joke-in-the-space.html Two white men graduated as astronauts and they were trying to make a trip to the moon,but also a black men was trying to get there with them and he said. Sat, 28 Jan 2012 18:14:05 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/what-do-you-get-.html What do you get when you mixed a black man with a mexican woman? A cuban. Sat, 28 Jan 2012 18:09:34 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/jesus-is-watching-you-joke.html One night a man decided to brake in somebody's house and went he got inside the house he found out it was a parrot talking and saying Jesus is watching Sat, 28 Jan 2012 18:07:52 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/married-man-joke.html Man1: When ever I feel stressed or tensed in office, I just look at my wife's photo and all problems disappear. Man2: Wow! Man1: The thing is, I look Sat, 28 Jan 2012 18:05:47 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/water-into-wine-religious-joke.html One day a preacher was driving around the town but he was driving very funny so a police officer saw what he was doing and pursuit him in the police's Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:04:30 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/idioma-latin-joke.html Un predicar americano decide ir a Miami donde estan la mayoria de los cubanos pero muchos de ellos no sabian hablar el ingles,asi que decidio encontrar Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:02:06 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/blondie-got-smart.html A blonde was sitting in the airplane reading a watch tower's magazine next to a man,but the man did not want to talk about the subject of the magazine Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:01:25 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/hunters-in-africa-joke.html Two profesional hunters found each other after many years, they began to talk about the good old days, and one of them said : ----Man last week I was Wed, 25 Jan 2012 08:59:16 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/phone-call-jehovahs-witness-joke.html A man was looking for a church where he could talk to God as a man talk to his friend,so he went to the Catholic's church and they told him that he could Wed, 25 Jan 2012 08:57:03 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/el-amor-al-dinero-latin-joke.html Un hombre fue a la iglesia para hablar con el Predicador y queria que el predicador hablara bien de su perro que habia muerto y en el entierro del perro Wed, 25 Jan 2012 08:54:44 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/the-circle-blonde-joke.html A blonde ran a red light and smashed into a catalack the man got out and started yelling at the blonde. She just stared back at him so he drew a circle Wed, 25 Jan 2012 08:52:15 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/you-ugly-one-liner-insult.html You are so ugly when you where born ya mamma said what the fuck is thi Tue, 24 Jan 2012 08:33:37 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/gracias-por-la-comida.html Un hombre fue a cazar por el bozque y de repente vio un oso bien grande y agarro su fusil y comenzo a dispararle al oso,pero solo las balas le causaron Mon, 23 Jan 2012 06:19:45 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/50-older-sayings.html Older the Buck, Stiffer the Horn!!! Mon, 23 Jan 2012 06:17:32 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/the-peaceful-kingdom.html One day in the kingdom of God all the animal were having a meeting and the Lion as the king said ----Brothers and sister as you all known fron now on Mon, 23 Jan 2012 06:13:36 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/resurrection-religious-joke.html A whole family decided to go see the historical and biblical places in Jerusalem,but while they were over there the older man was having a heart's attack Thu, 19 Jan 2012 07:26:01 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/moses-and-the-bible-joke.html Train up a child in the way he shall go : One weekend a mother send her boy to the Bible's Sunday School. She said,Go and see if you can learn something Tue, 17 Jan 2012 08:12:35 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/mosquito-love-short-joke.html Looking for love in wrong places : The baby's mosquito said to his father,----Daddy, people love me a lot, wherever I go they always clapping their hands Tue, 17 Jan 2012 08:09:28 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/el-espiritu-de-dios-no-es-el-espiritu-de-miedo.html En una ceremonia catolica estaba el sacerdote dando su misa,y de repente las puertas de la iglesia se abrieron bruscamente y aparecio en medio de la congregcion Mon, 16 Jan 2012 08:12:54 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/out-of-the-mouth-of-babies-joke.html A boy was playing in front of his house and a man driving his car asked him for directions, The man---Excuse me boy,can you tell me, where is the post Mon, 16 Jan 2012 08:11:33 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/snake-and-rabbit-joke.html A blind rabbit and a blind snake were in the field and suddenly they found each other,so the rabbit asked. Rabbit----Who is over there? Snake ----- I Mon, 16 Jan 2012 08:09:26 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/an-angel-on-top-of-the-christmas-s-tree.html One Christmas eve Santa was preparing all his tools to go to work, but the night before somebody shot his deers,his dog dropped some shit on his boot,and Mon, 16 Jan 2012 08:07:43 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/jehovah-witness-religious-joke.html Two Jehovah's witnesses came to a man's house, so they knocked and the guy said,I can not open the door right now so give me some materialto read under Thu, 12 Jan 2012 13:22:13 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/many-are-called-religious-joke.html One Sunday morning at the church's service suddenly came in it two guys armed each one of them with AK-47 and they said -----Anyone who want to take a Thu, 12 Jan 2012 13:20:19 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/gods-perception-religious-joke.html A day for a thousand years and a thousand for a day A man was talking to God and he asked,---God how long is for you a million years? God said---Well Wed, 11 Jan 2012 07:28:45 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/wrong-direction-religious-joke.html An airplane is about to crash and a catholic priest was there with the rest of the people and the priest said,----Children,let us pray because we are going Wed, 11 Jan 2012 07:26:25 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/a-wholesome-tongue-short-joke.html Two women were talking to each other,and one said=== My husband and I have being married for 3 years and during those years he only directed his words Sun, 08 Jan 2012 21:50:05 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/god-forgive-and-forget-religious-joke.html A tall,big man and a little girl were talking and the girl says You known,I know God and he tells me everything that happen in the world The man says--If Sun, 08 Jan 2012 13:43:12 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/no-one-can-slave-for-two-masters.html A man that never drink before, he went to the cantina's bar and he says to the bartender----Give me BACARDI until I pass out. The bartender says why you Sun, 08 Jan 2012 13:38:50 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/cereal-killer-blonde-joke.html Man on the news, Attention everyone, there is a serial killer on the loose!! Brunette: I'll lock the doors!!' Blonde: I'll guard the fruit loops!.. Sun, 08 Jan 2012 13:34:36 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/funny-irish-joke.html Did you hear about the two lepers playing poker ? one thru there hand in the other laughed his head off......... Sat, 07 Jan 2012 11:25:21 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/whats-the-difference-rude-riddle.html Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black person on the side of the road? The dog has skid marks on it because they tried to stop for it. Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:32:24 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/blonde-celebration.html There are 4 blondes sitting at a table in a bar celebrating. After fixing their 8th round of drinks the bartender went over to see what was going on. Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:30:12 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/teamwork.html I like using teamwork on tests. Teachers call it cheating though Tue, 03 Jan 2012 17:56:33 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/crash.html An airplane crashed into the border of US and CANADA where will you bury the survivors? Tue, 03 Jan 2012 17:54:21 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/mad-cow-short-joke.html There are two cows eating in a field. One cow says to the other Hey buddy what do you think about this mad cow disease I've been hearing about? The other Fri, 30 Dec 2011 08:44:07 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/drunk-joke-the-poles.html A man once got drunk and was going back home and he was hitting every pole. A woman saw him and told him if he need it a ride. The man said,no. Then Fri, 30 Dec 2011 08:43:12 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/plane-joke-who-should-be-saved-.html A doctor, scientist, corporate director and hippie were all travelling in a small aeroplane when the aeroplane started having problems whilst airborn. Fri, 30 Dec 2011 08:42:19 GMT http://www.funny-fix.com/short-spanish-joke.html I swear you make one Spanish joke at a Spanish restaurant and everybody goes Goya.. Fri, 30 Dec 2011 08:41:07 GMT