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Tibetan Joke
Three Tibetan monks retired to meditate in a cave.
After two years, a wild horse enters the cave and comes out soon.Two years later, the first says:
- What a beautiful white horse!
- Four years later, the second said:
- First it was not white, it was gray
Six years later, the third said:
- Because you guys keep arguing, I'm rolling out !
Warm up Religious Joke
It is a priest, a pastor and a rabbi discussing:
The priest:
- Me, to determine how much money from the trunk I keep and what
part I give to God, my method: I draw a line on the ground and I
throw coins. Those that are before the lines are for
me, those who fall on the other side of the line are for the Lord.
Pastor:
- Me, I draw a circle, the parts that fall within the circle are for
me, those who fall outside the circle are for the Lord.
Rabbi:
Me, I launched everything into the air and I keep only those that fall!
EVIDENCE THAT JESUS WAS ...
JEWISH
1. He lived with his mother until 30 years old
2. He believed his mother was a virgin
3. His mother took him for a god
4. With the help of his carpenter father, he build a multinational business still operating even 2000 years later.
IRISH
1.He never married
2. He was unemployed
3. His last wish was to get a drink.
GREEK
1. He thought his mother was a virgin
2. Her mother,took him for God
3. He was born from unknown father
4. He waited 30 years to get to work
ITALIAN
1. He spoke with his hands
2. He took wine at every meal
3. He worked in construction
BLACK
1. He called everyone "my brother"
2. He was homeless
3. Nobody gave him work
CALIFORNIAN
1. He never cut his hair
2. He did some « barefoot » sport on water
3. He was the guru of a sect
PUERTO RICAN
1. His name was Jesus
2. He always had trouble with the law
3. Her mother did not know who his father was
And even from MARSEILLE (south of France) :
1. He went fishing very often
2. He built a soccer team of twelve disciples with many fans
3. One disciple was bribed
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Jehovah's Witnesses jokes
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