Sentence Riddle Answer

This sentense contains two mistakes. What are the mistakes?

The first mistake is the spelling of "sentense".

The second mistake is that there is only one mistake.

A little boy is given some homework about childbirth. He goes to his mother and asks, ‘How was I born?’
‘Well, honey,’ says the embarrassed mother, ‘the stork brought you.’
‘Oh,’ says the boy ‘and how were you and daddy born?’
‘The stork brought us,’ says the mother.
‘And grandpa and grandma’ the boy persists, ‘Were they also brought by the storks?’
‘Yes darling, also by the stork’ says the frustrated mother.
The next day the boy delivers his homework to the teacher with the following sentence, ‘This report is very short due to the fact that there has not been a natural birth in my family for 3 generations.’

A US patrolman catches an illegal alien close to the Mexican border.
‘You know the law, you’ve got to go back’, says the officer.
The Mexican pleads,‘Please Señor, I must stay in USA, Pleeeeze!’
The patrolman thinks about this and says, ‘Ok, tell you what, you can stay if you-re able to use the words “green”, “yellow” & “pink” in a single sentence.’
The Mexican thinks a while and says, ‘Hokay, sure, theees is eesy. The phone it goes “green, green, green” so I pink it up y sez “Yellow?”’

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