Undertaker's jukebox joke

by Connor
(Buffalo)

A body was dropped off at the funeral home by the hospital staff. Upon delivery the undertaker's assistant began to prep the body.

He put a hose in the mouth and was flushing water throughout the body when the tune "Dixie" started coming from the back end. Amazed the undertaker's assistant called the undertaker and said, "You gotta come down here there's a big problem!"

After 30 minutes of driving the undertaker goes to see what's wrong. His assistant tells him to listen as he pumps water through the body. Again "Dixie" begins to play. Infuriated the undertaker asks, "That's it?" The assistant looks a him confused. The undertaker screams, "You made me drive all the way across town just to here some asshole whistle Dixie!"