Very short blonde jokes

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The casino blonde joke

by Anna William
(Austalia)

A blonde, brunette, and a red head all went to a casino, they all agreed to meet at the same spot when all their money was gone.

First the brunette came within 30 minutes then the red head in one hour, then they were waiting for the blonde after 2 hours the blonde finally showed up and the red head and the brunette still saw her with the amount of money she started with.

They asked her why she still had all her money and she responed that she found this game where you put a dollar in and you get 4 quarters back....... it was the change machine

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Blonde and the bus short joke

by Sarah
(Canada)

Did you hear about the blonde who missed the No.44 bus?

She caught the 22 twice.

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Jigsaw puzzle blonde short joke

by Emily
(London)

Two blondes walked into a shop and they were really happy so the shopkeeper said "why are you two so happy?"

They replied "because we finished a jigsaw in 3 days and on the box it said 3-4 years"

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Blonde on an airplane short joke

by Chris

"I hope this plane doesn't travel faster than sound," said the blonde passenger to the stewardess.

"Why?" asked the stewardess.

"Because my friend and I want to talk, that's why!"

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The Reaction blonde joke

by Al
(Above USA)

A guy and a blonde come out of a horror movie theater and the guy asks the blonde

"Did you see my reaction?"

The blonde responds

"When does that come out in theaters?"

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Blonde Waitress short joke

by Nick

"Your finger is in my bowl of soup!" said the man.

"Don't worry," said the blonde waitress. "The soup isn't hot."

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Just How Stupid A Blonde Can Be!

by Kristen Nguyen
(Westminster, California)

Q: If a blonde and a brunette both have to jump off a building, who would land first?

A: The brunette because the blonde would have to ask for directions on the way down!

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