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10) I want to pass away peacefully in my sleep like my grandmother, not screaming hysterically like the passengers in her car.
9) Pierre knows a lot about horses, he worked in a French restaurant for many years.
8) Do the French eat snails because they don't like fast food?
7) What do you call 2000 pounds of Chinese soup? Won Ton.
6) Dolphins are the smartest animals in captivity, after just a few days they can train these upright walking mammals to stand at the edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Top 5 best very short jokes
5) What do you get if you cross an Irishman and a German. A man who would like to follow orders but he's too plastered.
4) An Irish couple, Patrick and Erin, have 5 children, Paddy, Seamus, Mary, Claire and Cho Mang Hu. Now Cho Mang Hu may seem like a strange name for an Irish child, but Patrick and Erin read that every 5th child born in the world was Chinese.
3) A tourist in Glasgow saves a young boy drowning in the Clyde. Later that evening the boy’s father visits the tourist at his hotel. ‘Are ew the man that pulled ma wee laddie fro' the riva?’ asks the Glaswegian. ‘I am,’ replies the tourist. The Scotsman says, ‘Right, where’s his hat?’
2) How is it that a forest fire can start with the magnified reflection of a coke bottle but you cant start a camp fire with a whole box of matches?
1) An English yacht gets into trouble off the German coast. In desperation they radio the German coastguard.
"Mayday, Mayday, We are Sinking, We are Sinking!"
After what seems like an eternity the radio finally crackles to life, "Ja ok, ve give up, und vot are your sinking about?"
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one day dad tomato decided to go for a walk with his son tomato, the son tomato was falling behind so the dad tomato hit him and said "ketchup"
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