'What am I' Riddle Answer

I am bigger and also smaller than you,
At times I lead and sometimes I follow too,
I weigh nothing, what am I?

I am your shadow.

Shadow jokes (Yes, there are a few...)

Yo mamma’s so fat, her shadow weighs 60 pounds.

Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade at the beach.

Why is it nowadays that women wear extensions, fake eyelashes, false fingernails, various layers of makeup, shadow, blush and creams. They wear padded bras, tummy slimmers, have plastic surgery and then complain they cannot find a ‘real’ man?!

Yo momma’s so ugly her shadow resigned.

Buy goes into the supermarket to buy some razor blades when he notices he’s been followed by a little old lady. The little old lady shadows him around and smiling at him he goes through the aisles.
At one point just near the till the old lady eventually comes up to him and says, "I’m so sorry, I hope you didn't feel uncomfortable with me staring at you, but the thing is you look just like my son who passed away last year. I hate to ask, but would mind saying goodbye after I leave. You see my son and I never got the chance to say goodbye.’
The man is so touched that he promises to do just that. And when she leaves the shop a few moments later he waves her goodbye and shouts, ‘Goodbye, mom!’
He turns to the shop assistant to pay for his razor blades.
‘That will be $157,49’ says the shop assistant.
‘What?!’ exclaims the man. ‘I only bought razor blades.’
‘Yes,’ replies the assistant. ‘But your mom said that you’d pay for her shopping too.’

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