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Difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag

by jack clarke
(barwell, leicestershire)

Whats the difference between michael jackson and a carrier bag?

Both are plastic and dangerous for children to play with and one of them is used to carry shopping

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The last line is golden....

by Brent
(Texas)

Guts and Balls - Medical Distinctions

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:

"You're next."

This should clear up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the
outcome since both ultimately result in death.

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What's the connection between a 9V battery and an arsehole?

by Brett
(England)

Whats the connection between a 9 volt battery and an arsehole?

You know its wrong but sooner or later your gonna put your tongue on one....

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the picnic joke

by justin ransted
(uk)

Question : Do you know the difference between a penis and a chicken leg ?

Answer : No

Question : Do you wanna come on a picnic ?

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Difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer

by Pedro Mejia
(las vegas)

What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

Prostitutes can wash their crack n sell it again.

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What is the difference between michael jackson and a watch?

by john
(denver)

a watch has metal

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