Yo moms house joke

by Edward
(Lake Elsinore)

Driver 1: excuse me can u give directions to...

Driver 2: sure the fat bitches club is just down the left.

*If ure driver 1: No, sir... yo moms house...

One liner insult (momma)

by craig
(uk)

yo mommas so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon

yo mama one liner insult

by Jack
(North Arlington, NJ, United States)

Yo mamas so fat she got baptized in sea world!

Yo mama joke

yo mama so fat that the only thing that is stopping her from getting to mc donalds is the door.

you dog haha rude joke

by grant macneill
(newcastle upon tyne )

Someone says : you talking to me ?

you reply : if i was talking to you i'd throw you a bone .

Yo mamma joke : period

by Wyatt
(Halkirk, Alberta, Canada )

Yo mamas so fat when she had her period she thought it was ketchup.